At first I wasn’t really sure what it was, but I felt like we were being watched. I looked around but saw no one. Then she asked me, “What’s wrong?”, with a puzzled look on her face, I looked and listened attentively around the school park to see if anything seemed out of the ordinary, but everything seemed normal. So I said to her, “I’m just having this funny feeling we are being watched”, she looked around like she was searching for something and finally said, “I don’t see or hear anything”.
“Exactly! The congregation of church women praying in tongues across the field were suddenly quiet, and you could only hear one loud male voice praying, and it seems to be getting close, or so I thought”, I retorted quickly, but she said, “They’re dispersing, I’m sure they’re done praying, besides, other people are walking across the field, others are talking and minding their own business”, she shrugged and leaned over to kiss my cheeks.
I kissed her back. Maybe I was feeling paranoid because it was late and we were hiding somewhere in the dark. She had her arms wrapped around my neck, leaning towards me, constantly thrusting her lower abdomen against mine. I had my right hand up behind her neck for support, and my left hand down behind her butt, pressing it like I was examining an orthopedic mattress.
Her breathing changed and she began moaning softly. She gripped me so tight I could literally feel her fingers pressed against my neck bone. I held and walked her back a few steps, to lean over a wall behind us. 10 minutes straight I still had her pinned on the wall exchanging saliva. Suddenly she stopped kissing me and she started unbuttoning her shirt. I looked on confused, she had this wild look on her face, next thing I know, she had her hands behind her back trying to unhook her bra, then it hit me! “What are you doing?!!”, I asked her as I took her hands off her back.
She said, “Dre, let’s do it, I want you right now, I’m ready to do it now”, I yelled at her, “Are you crazy? Here, right now? Out in the open? Are you listening to yourself right now?”, she sounded very desperate and confused, she said, “I know, I know, I know…but I don’t care, I can’t help how I’m feeling right now, Cle, I want you now”, I could feel the emotions in her voice as she spoke, instinctively I just hugged her, I felt she needed it, I needed her to calm down, I wanted her to realize she was asking us to have sex right now, out in the open, on a school park, around 11pm. This was how insanely aroused she was.
While hugging her, I told her we should both go home now, it was really late and her aunty would probably be worried sick. She said no, she wants to spend a little more time with me, I wanted us to leave but she insisted that we stay, she even promised to behave. She sounded convincing so I agreed to stay a little longer.
Then I heard someone whispering at us in the dark saying, “Christ asomdwoe nka mo oohh, ayekooo!”, someone in the dark caught me slipping my hands under her chest.
Withdrawing my hand was one of the hardest and awkward moments of my life! My girl quickly pushed up her bra and began buttoning her shirt. The guy in the dark said, “ooh, or you guys don’t understand Twi? I said, our Lord Christ Jesus’s peace be unto you.”
He continued, “As I was praying and being filled with the holy spirit, the Lord our God instructed me to wander to this direction, and as an astute man of God I did as He instructed, and I found you guys, it seems He wanted me to find you kids, isn’t our God a wonderful God? My girl and I just stood there looking at him in awe.
He turned to me and said, “Brother what says the time? By this time of the night you’re here pressing someone’s daughter’s breasts like it was morning tea bread, why? My brother why?”
He continued, “…my sister what is your name?”, she didn’t answer, as she was too embarrassed and shy to say anything, “And you, beloved brother, what is your name?”, I answered, “Bob…Bob Risky”. The guy stared at me for about a minute when I uttered that name, I sensed that he knew my name was fake.
I held my girl’s hand in an attempt to leave but he got in our way and threatened, “Where do you think you’re going? If you take one more inch I’ll start shouting for people to gather around here, do you know how long I’ve been standing here watching you guys smooch each other? When you had her pinned to the wall I saw everything, I even recorded you guys on video, if you guys try to make a run for it, I’ll not only shout, I’ll post it online tomorrow, and you small girl I think I recognize you, isn’t your mother the one who sells “sobolobo” in front of her house?”.
Holding my girl’s hand, she was trembling, I could feel her hand vibrating. She was scared, I was too. It felt like we were hostages. She couldn’t hold back her tears, she began crying and pleading for us to go home. I felt so helpless I didn’t know what to do. I tried to reason with the man but he wouldn’t listen.
I thought of an idea quickly, I started shouting “Awi ooh! Awi oohh! Thief! Thief!”, and the guy got startled and turned back to look around, I grabbed my girl’s hand and we started running!
The man too followed us shouting, “Adwamanfoɔ, adwaman! (fornicators) Someone stop them, I caught them having sex in the open!”
A group of old women who were praying in the direction we were running towards heard the man, he started mentioning names, “ Sofo Maame, Sofo Maame, Aunty Rose, Mama Linda, Aunty Sisi, catch those fornicators for me”, at this juncture we had to change direction because these ‘mmakuo’ (women’s fellowship) old women in white duku (scarf), ganged up and picked up stones and began hurling them at us as if they were partaking in some javelin throw at the Olympics.
My girl kept saying, “He has a video of us, he videoed us”, I began laughing and said, “He dey lie, he doesn’t have anything, but even if he did, the video would be dark ‘cos we were in the dark”, I shouted, “Incoming!! Take cover!”
The way the stones were big and flying towards us eh?, charle shun.
And Ooh I run lef the girl 😹😹😹